This is Zombloke 2 here, aka Derrick Wolfgang Peterson the Second aka Ricky "garbage day" Jackson. It appears that an unauthorized transmission was fed into our broadcast wavelengths. Let me assure you that this is pure bullshit. There has been a security breach but that breach occurred in our network system and it is the only reason that message got out.
We seek to assure you that nothing is amiss here. The Red Moon will pass on by harmlessly. It is merely the result of justifiable cosmic phenomenon. It will have no bearing on our businesses nor our lives. It is advised that the public merely treat this event as a spectacular show of the heavens and not overreact.
In the meantime, we will use this lull to further our extensive ZombieWatch programme in order to prepare us for the worst. Which won't happen today. Promise.
The Real Sleem Shadee
The Real Zombloke 2
Not a super-intelligent alien being scheming to take over the world using cadavers