This is the 2nd entry of Diary of a PARANOID MAN. Today, I was in Starbucks when I noticed something pretty otherworldly, and perhaps signalling at the coming of a zombie invasion (where zombloke II deals with astral signs, I deal with human signs).
What the hell was that? No real human being would be THAT stoned. I decided to wait for a bit.
30 minutes later...
he opened his eyes. oh dear gawd. HE OPENED HIS EYES. HAS HE ENTERED THE EMBRACE OF UNDEATH, READY TO DEVOUR HUMAN FLESH? Reaching for my handgun (yes I always keep one handy!), I was ready to make him eat hot lead.
Breathing a sigh of relief, I put my handgun away.
The Day has not yet come.