Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Red Moon

*Static* This is Derrick here. *awkward staticky pause (now represented by n number of dots)* lying to you..... Zombloke 2 is not me............... there has.... breach......... life in peril...... made contact 2 weeks ago...... previous report filed but.............. obliterated........ censorship..... the Red Moon...... it is their emissary..... clarion call....... will...... be heard. The... MB-1 Complex... is..... under attack...... within.... Must.. purge......OH GOD.......NOOOO.........FUC... YOU MOTHER......... NOO.........................OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*disemboweling noises*

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