In a special edition update to a previous post on people-you'd-most-likely-want-by-your-side-in-a-Zombie-Invasion, I, Derrick Wolfgang Peterson II, present the ultimate fighting buddy in a Zombie Invasion.
Her name? Alice.
Yes, the psychic, knife wielding, Ukrainian super model is without a doubt the one person you'd want on your side and watching your back in a zombie invasion. Packing five hydrogen bombs worth of explosive force in her icy-cold stare alone, Milla Jovovich is no stranger to the art of zombie slaughter.
With new-found zombie killing Tassadar-esque psionic abilities, the power in her lithe frame is without a doubt the most valuable asset ever!
Just try to stay on her good side. Her opponents often find themselves addled with horrible mutations and cheesier wits.
Enjoy!
Her name? Alice.
Yes, the psychic, knife wielding, Ukrainian super model is without a doubt the one person you'd want on your side and watching your back in a zombie invasion. Packing five hydrogen bombs worth of explosive force in her icy-cold stare alone, Milla Jovovich is no stranger to the art of zombie slaughter.
With new-found zombie killing Tassadar-esque psionic abilities, the power in her lithe frame is without a doubt the most valuable asset ever!
Just try to stay on her good side. Her opponents often find themselves addled with horrible mutations and cheesier wits.
Enjoy!
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